Why're you're here? Oh yeah, you're looking at my posts(:
Santa: So what do you want for christmas?
Me: Percy Jackson
Santa: I cannot buy you Percy Jackson.
Me: Why not? I want Percy Jackson.
Santa: Because if I got you Percy Jackson then I would have to get everyone else a Percy Jackson and then there would be millions of Percy Jackson's everywhere.
Me: But wouldn't that be a good thing?
Santa: Fine. (Gives me Percy Jackson)
Me: Starts creepily stroking him while hissing at anyone who comes near.
Anonymous said: (Trigger warning for suicide, obviously.) It might help to think of suicide/suicidal thoughts as you would think of cancer or some other physical illness. If someone died of cancer, you might say "they lost their battle with cancer" or "we lost them to cancer", not "they gave up fighting against cancer". Get it?